if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
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there was once a time in my life when i thought 50 followers was a lot
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hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
the yahoo staff are being scary
they apologized
and so it begins
omg
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why do people draw the sun with sunglasses
how is he supposed to protect his eyes from the sun if he IS the sun
he has to protect his eyes from ur face
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if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be
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This is the most hilarious and somehow motivating gif set ever. Period.
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realtired-ofyourshitmasterwayne:
yes mom he’s 49 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 47 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 30 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 34 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 36 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 37 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 41 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 31 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 38 but hes really hot
yes mom hes 907 but hes really hot
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imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
Why don’t we do this
Because we’re all too unfit to run away, let alone jump over table
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since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?
i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
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current emotion: i need money
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SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD.
i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying
must have been an aggressive high five
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REBLOG THIS.IDC WHAT KIND OF BLOG YOU ARE.SAVE A LIFE
(viaFor everyone who cuts or have suicidal thoughts in my blog, I say it again YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH <3
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“niall i need to come inside”
“whats the password?”
*long heavy sigh*
“niall is the craic daddy wey hey”
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